Thursday, October 7, 2010

Stylin' the "Brayser"


Harry Truman throwing out the opening pitch 1951.

Check out the way fans used to dress to attend a baseball game.  My old man used to wear a hat and tie to the games well into the '60's. 


Here is your typical American couple attending a ball game in 2010. Gag reflex!! Actually, I think it's a NASCAR event, but you catch my drift..
 Tampa Bay and Joe Maddon are on the cutting edge of returning sporting events to the realm of the civilized.  Our Rays are struggling, but they have brought sartorial splendor and class back to the ole ballpark.
Here's our own B.J. Upton looking nothing short of fabulous!!

http://www.nesn.com/2010/10/joe-maddon-asks-fans-to-plaid-out-tropicana-field-commissions-production-of-plaid-braysers.html

Gals and guys, let's take it up one notch.  Dig your madras out of mothballs, the fat lady hasn't sung, yet.  To you naysayers, haven't you seen "Field of Dreams?" 


Uber-hottie good guy independant Senate candidate Charlie Crist needs hit the campaign trail hard in a" Brayser."  The plaid, cut and color, would would flatter his fabulous tan and come hither, "let me run my fingers" through that head of hair, not to mention the Brayser would hang off his slim/trim frame better than any Peterman's male model.  Charlie, please don't let us down.  I can't stand to look at portly midget, tea drinking, mamma's boy, helmet head, "Just for Men" in a shade of Cordovan,  Marco Rubio (Sussio), for the next 6 years. 


5 comments:

  1. It's Marco Rubio but my sentiment is the same. I can't stand him. He's such a little sleazeball and he will not be a friend to state employees. He'll follow in the not-so-fine tradition of Jeb Bush (a 4 letter word if there ever was one) and decimate the education and social service systems in Florida even more.

    Charlie needs to pull in more votes. Ick! I can't stand the thought of Rubio in office.

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  2. I agree, Charlie's got to start spending Carole's whoopi cushion inheritance big time!!

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  3. Marco/Mario no big whoop? A rose by any other name is still a tea swilling puppet, butt boy.

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  4. What is a 'brayser'?

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  5. https://mcgraffle.com/upton/

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