...Longer than I've ever been married to one man, or stayed at one job...FIVE YEARS. Yes today I received an invitation to attend a banquet to honor my 5 years of service. We get to select from a spate of Florida-centric gifts, i.e. a purse size taser, a pocketknife, flask, vibrator, a packet of Cuban cigar seeds, a beer cozy and kabuki, etc.
It's really going to be an uber-posh affair. We get to bus our own trays, valet park our own cars, and BYOB!
You don't see this bitch complaining--I do it for the love, not the money (oh yeah, and that big credit card bill from London that never seems to go away).
The gifts seem to get tackier the longer you stay -- trust me. But, congrats on your 5 years!
ReplyDeleteYou were married longer than 5 years the first time, weren't you?
Thanks Claire. I do love my job. I especially dig the people I work with, they are so mean.
ReplyDeleteMarriage #1. I unoficially checked out of that one after year five. I may have accidentally forgotten to mention that fact to "Big Rob."
Other than Madonna, who are the shady characters on the hand?
ReplyDeleteHi there Vonda!
ReplyDeleteThe pastiche mockup represent the top 5 in the UK when I incurred my ginormous debt that won't go away. Goes w/out saying #1 Madonna, next to GaGa...bitch rules my universe...
#1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJQvkg1uTRs
#2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHuebHTD-lY
#3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic5vxw3eijY
#4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnezldGu7JU
#5 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxu6iQ28arw