Monday, September 19, 2011

Sad, sorry, world of online dating.

 These are actual real life photos that I have received via e-Harmony. 
What I asked for...


What I got. "Hey fatso, I can't wait to get in your fucking PT cruiser and drive around with you."  WTF? 

 
What I asked for....

What I got.  "Hey fatso, those pleated trou make you look slim.  Who gets on top?"



7 comments:

  1. Over the internet you're lucky that's the worst you got- they're both apparent guys and the one even has a car to pose on. Miss you Babs =)

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  2. Yes, they both seem to be guys, and one does have a car...however, the second guy is kinda a Chaz Bono look alike. He may have started off this life as a guy?...

    Miss you too Dave!! Hope to see you soon.

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  3. Note to Feckless Piker: Here's a little Chaz for you my friend:

    http://www.hulu.com/watch/280270/dancing-with-the-stars-chaz-bonos-first-dance

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  4. Poor Chaz! I wish the haters would leave him alone. :(

    Hi to Dave!

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  5. I've hesitated to comment on your dating responses. If you can't say something nice...

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  6. "If you can't say something nice...
    ...come and sit by me."

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  7. :D Wasn't it Alice Roosevelt Longworth who had a pillow embroidered with that saying? :D

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