Mame, since Kip has been such a twirp as of late, may I suggest the following menu selections for your 25th wedding anniversary dinner? A starter of straight up German bean sprouts, followed by a dramatic presentation of Bananas Foster, Cherries Jubilee, and/or Baked Alaska. They key to this scenario is pouring 151 proof Rum straight outta the bottle (no decanting allowed). Mame, you're an expert at that. Oh, Mame, wear that darling asbestos little black dress, with asbestos push up black bra for this dinner. And instead of Fresh Scent Downy, use terpentine, for the final rinse on Kips toughskins for the big night out. I'm sure it will be a flaming success!!! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/13/bananas-foster-explodes-injures-four_n_875820.html
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