Send me your huddled masses. Now accepting 1st come, 1st served guests.
Price of admittance to neo tropical haven of bliss: prescription meds, cuz I know for a fact, bitches, you be scripted up, dosed, & mainlined to the point of liver damage by your cadre of Punjabi Docs. How else could you cope with/sort out this kind of shit for 9 months of the calendar/fiscal year?
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| Photo stolen from KentMiller.com. Please note dominatrix kid sis Jane (in John Deere green) at the window, hand on hips, supervising. For the first time in 60 yrs., BBB (Bogart Bail Bonds) was closed due to inclement weather. |
Kent, you're going to experience a bit o' shrinkage.
xoxo
--Babs
Hey, they might take you up on that invite...
ReplyDeleteMy sister was tempted after the blizzard they had in DC and Virginia last week. We all know that DC is NEVER prepared for that kind of weather. It's a tradition there not to be prepared. :D
DC's a cakewalk compared to Detroit. Kid sis Mame, commented this week "I want to curl up in a coffin and die." Note she's ready to be alive prior to curling up in the coffin. That is extreme, granted the Bogart sisters have a tendency to be hyperbolic, but this is an indicator of how truly wicked and nasty it is up there this winter.
ReplyDeleteI believe it! Dee's son was in Chicago but he's in Milwaukee now. It's been brutal for a Florida boy. :P
ReplyDeleteWho is the man swimming in the snow?
ReplyDeleteAlways the soul of discretion, I am not at liberty to name names over the great world wide interweb. Suffice it to say it's a man trying to escape his nagging wife who may or may not be my sister.
ReplyDeleteHe must be a real glutton for punishment!
ReplyDeleteIndeed, on many levels. And he's not even a Catholic.
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