Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Define "cold"

Puh-lease... Floridians...get a grip.  A pleasant, sunny 62 degrees is considered "high summer" in Michigan, and DOES NOT warrant down jackets, mittens, UGGs, etc.

Homeboys and homegirls would be sporting beaters, flip flops, shorts, and a protective coating of zinc oxide on the proboscis before heading out for a day at the beach.

Overheard upseaking co-ed making derisive comments today..."bitch be wearing these daisy dukes, like she's an Eskimo or something?"  Okay, maybe it's time to put the dukes in moth balls for the season...but really, bitch, is this necessary....?

Readers, share with the blogosphere your definition of cold... mine is Fang's heart. BTW, Happy Hanukah douche bag.

3 comments:

  1. First of all, my worst to Fang. :\

    This spurt of cool weather has been, literally, like a breath of fresh air. I could live in this temp all year round. Besides, Claire 'keeps better' in lower temps...

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  2. With the greatest of respect and admiration, Claire, you indeed are "well pickled."

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