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| Since I announced my blog blowing hiatus, the Bitch's inbox has become engorged with love/hate mail. It's hard to tell the difference. Below please find today's batch: |
From Mr. O: Were you not just telling me that your blog was NOT real? I think there's more than a little Madonna in Babs-- selfish bitch.
From Stacy: I'm a bit biased. I enjoy your blog. How are things in FLA? Are you coming to MI anytime soon? ('Cuz I wanna kick your ass, ha. psych. jk.?).
From Sexy Kay: God, Bitch, it's about time you checked into rehab.
From Bonnie Jo Stan: Bitch, if you be out hiking the Appalachain Trail again with my husband, I'm gonna mop the floor with your scrawny ass.
From Emma Eiderdown: I need a vacation from you. Oops, Freudian slip, I meant I'd like to take a vacation with you.
From Joe Biden: Babs --I just wanted to take a moment to say thank you. And we believe in you (like we believe in Santa Claus). --Joe
From li'l sis' Jane: What games are you playing?
You forgot mine:
ReplyDelete"I keep telling you --- only tell certain people about your blog! Let others find their way as if drawn to it by having their will overcome..."
Like zombie puppets?
ReplyDeleteI prefer to think of it as a battle of wills -- your will over their wills. Zombies don't have wills so this would be different. :D
ReplyDeleteGuess the rehab suggested helped--you sound better already! Amazing what a lost weekend will do.
ReplyDeleteDue to technical difficulties Blog on hiatus until after Thanksgiving. Follow Babsthebitch on Twitter.com
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