Oh, come on, maybe she'd put on a few pounds and didn't realize that she couldn't quiiiite slide down that chimney.
Most of the other cases where I've heard of this happening -- it was a thief breaking in. And this woman was an M.D.? Scary. Ah, love knows no boundaries, particularly the one between common sense and idiocy.
Who, except Santa or a rabid squirrel, would attempt to gain entry to house via a chimney (chimbley as we say in Michigan)? Perhaps Larry David and his sidekick Jeff Greene, might attempt this prank... there's a big missing link in this story. Dude just escapes house for an extended stay at the Holiday Inn after he knows someone has crawled down his chimbley? Could he have stuffed her up the chimbley?
Oh, California and Texas can give us a run for the money as far as the crazies go. :)
Hmmm... the boyfriend wanted to avoid a confrontation so I assume he thought she'd make it all the way into the house.
One of the grizzlier stories of someone who decided to go down the 'chimbley' to burglarize a house ended up with the thief not being found for months. When he was found -- his legs were visible hanging into the fireplace. Must have been a delightful sight for the owners...
Oh, come on, maybe she'd put on a few pounds and didn't realize that she couldn't quiiiite slide down that chimney.
ReplyDeleteMost of the other cases where I've heard of this happening -- it was a thief breaking in. And this woman was an M.D.? Scary. Ah, love knows no boundaries, particularly the one between common sense and idiocy.
Who, except Santa or a rabid squirrel, would attempt to gain entry to house via a chimney (chimbley as we say in Michigan)? Perhaps Larry David and his sidekick Jeff Greene, might attempt this prank... there's a big missing link in this story. Dude just escapes house for an extended stay at the Holiday Inn after he knows someone has crawled down his chimbley? Could he have stuffed her up the chimbley?
ReplyDeleteThank you California for taking the dysfunctional spotlight off Florida.
ReplyDeleteOh, California and Texas can give us a run for the money as far as the crazies go. :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... the boyfriend wanted to avoid a confrontation so I assume he thought she'd make it all the way into the house.
One of the grizzlier stories of someone who decided to go down the 'chimbley' to burglarize a house ended up with the thief not being found for months. When he was found -- his legs were visible hanging into the fireplace. Must have been a delightful sight for the owners...