Movie and TV reviews...

Baby B and the Bitch spent the day drinking mimosas and cleaning out closets.  Bitch got 4 closets literally bursting at the seams:  1) work clothes; 2) archival clothes; 3) sportswear; and 4) coats and jackets.  Yea, bitches-- it gets really cold in Florida in January and part of February.  What Baby didn't want we winnowed out for the Salvation Army. 

Did I ever tell you the story about my Grandma taking a truck load of her tacky housecoats, and A & P dishes, and random mothball kingdom shit to the SA.  She was there when the door opened the next morning to buy it all  back. Grannie could flip a mean old school bird, and plowed through 4 husbands. 

We then proceeded to prevent scurvy, eat Gulf shrimp, & watch Hot Tub Time Machine. John Cusak looks like he's gotten a facial peel gone awry. I bestow a grudging 2-3 stars but it's no The Hangover (R-Rated Single-Disc Edition), or Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (Unrated Edition), "True Blood" (oh Eric, I dream of becoming your vampire bride), topped off by "Cold Mountain" (unfortunately Jude Law is such a shrimp, but Jack White steals the show).  If you ask me Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgard) should've played Inman.

P.S.  Meg White lookalike and pal from back in the day who swears like a longeshoreman...congrats on Baby Georgia.  Love the fact you've got her in baby Lily Pulitzer.  Get a Polish nanny and get back to work my friend.  And don't tell me you're breast feeding...you will destroy your magnificent rack girlfriend. 

P.P.S.  Hey Jane hows recovery from your wild weekend in Florida going?