Tuesday, July 19, 2011

"Women: A Hate Song" by Dorothy Parker

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  1. I could add a few stanzas to this poem. Babs, why don't you try your hand at it and make it tomorrow's blog? There also could be a "I hate" poem for spouses, children and cars.

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  2. Back atcha Mame...

    I hate women they get on my nerves
    theys liars and sluts and hos and pervs
    they cain't do anything easy or right
    they don't even know how to pick a fight
    theys sneaky and leaky
    and they body be freaky
    give me a man any day of the week
    I'll have him bending on his knee to seek
    A giggle a bat of the eyelash or two
    Gay or straight don't send just a few
    We be laughin and cursin
    In a minute or two.

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  3. You'll love this insult Claire...
    "You should be women and yet your beards forbid me to interpret that you are so."

    Shakespeare employs this biting insult in "Macbeth" to establish the complete and utter repulsiveness of the three witches.

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