At least my sister is a better mom than Casey Anthony

 Isn't Crump cute?

Today I'm opening the Bogart family photo album vault.  We Bogarts are soo private (i.e. we have super-secret behaviors we don't want anyone to know about, but that's another blog).

Meet my lil' 'sis Gin (l. so named after my mom's favorite pre-natal vitamin), who btw, ain't so little anymore, but girl, you get props for fighting that baby weight the best way possible...speed, cigarettes, and light beer.  Gin you may consider adding Red Bull and/or crack to your fitness regimen.  Three words "bye bye arms."... and her new baby, my sweet niece....
Crumpett Clampett (pronounched Clam-pay) . 

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Being that Gin and her "partner," Tonic, are vegan they are raising Crump naturally...i.e. Cherry Coke and Cherry Benadryl...lots of vitamin C and anti-oxidants!!  Here's some home video of cheery Baby Crump enjoying her Cherry Coke.  Gin, not one to criticize, but shouldn't that Coke be in a baby bottle rather than your martini jigger?  Just sayin'... you might wanna check with Mr. Spock...oops Dr. Spock.