Saturday, August 28, 2010

Takes one to know one

Crawled outta the rack this morning.  Opened random e-mail from family first.  Subjects range from, "You suck," to "May God have mercy on your soul."  But the one that really got my attention was the following Bitch Citation issued from law enforcement kid sis Jane:
Jane you forgot to check, crazy, ill behaved, and myopic bitch. Nothing
says "Lennon Sister" love more than a carefully crafted bitch slap.   


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7 comments:

  1. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSat Aug 28, 01:13:00 PM 2010

    Ouch! Since I'm the oldest of 4 daughters, I had the idea of going to a Halloween party one year dressed as the Lennon Sisters. No one else wanted to be seen that way. Then I suggested Little Women -- 4 of them, too. Seems to be a lot of families with 4 daughters.

    Oh, and, lest I forget... you bitch!
    Sorry. Just wanted to make you feel like family... :P

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  2. JaneSat Aug 28, 03:21:00 PM 2010

    Please place hash mark on "Evil Bitch."

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  3. ThumbelinaSat Aug 28, 05:15:00 PM 2010

    Jane-- In all fairness I cannot be conjured an evil bitch, as everyone knows I'm too lazy to be evil. Can I get an Amen?

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  4. ThumbelinaSat Aug 28, 07:21:00 PM 2010

    Claire: There's a fifth Bogart sister named Gin... after Viv's favorite kicback with her valium during those 9 months of confinement back in 1967.

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  5. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSat Aug 28, 08:07:00 PM 2010

    Yes, I know you have 4 sisters and 2 brothers.
    My family is just 4 daughters.

    Gin is the youngest, right?

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  6. ThumbelinaSat Aug 28, 08:25:00 PM 2010

    Our Rosemary Kennedy, if you will.

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  7. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSun Aug 29, 12:39:00 AM 2010

    Double ouch!

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