Inheritance check

Dirk Bogart Sr (b. 1919? he constantly lied about this date - d. 2002 disinterred in 2004)

My late great father Dirk Bogart, Sr., (RIP), and his cohort in crime, me late great mum Vivien Leigh Bogart, lived ridiculously large.  They never did a sensible thing in their lives.  They lived the "upside down" lifestyle to the max.  Instead of buying a nice suburban house (l), they bought the Versaille double wide, during an economic down turn, at a loss (r).

They just didn't have 2 or 3 kids, they had 7. 

Not only did they live large--Dirk and Viv died large.  Their funerals were gothic undertakings of epic (bordering on tacky)  proportions.  After settling their debts (ginormous) the estates have closed, and we 7 Bogarts have each received our share of the proceeds: $67.93.

I polled the Bogarts and asked what they were going to do with their respective inheritances:

Babs.........Seminole Smoke Shop

Mame.......Wine in a box

Jane.........Cigarettes

Peg...........Save the Whales

Gin...........Dog Food

Dirk, Jr.....Beer

Chip.........Diapers