Happy Cinco de Mayo

This is the cube of Babs.  I have been relegated to the "spank tank" due to social behavior. 

Note my devotion to the Virgin of Guadalupe.*  A portrait of Sr. Lucille by Velasquez, Mother Superior of Sr. Lucille's Academy for Incorrigible Teens (SLIT for Sluts), hangs to the right.  Post mortem, that old crone, still has her lazy eye on me.

Boys and girls-- yee are about to hear the catechism according to Babs-- Jesus wants you to have a good time while you're here under this veil of tears.

Jesus would NOT approve of this sign posted at my local Public Library.  Jesus hearts both skateboarding and horseplay.

What I want to know is this-- is there a vast right wing Lutheran conspiracy afoot to topple the one true church?  Have they installed a puppet Nazi quisling at the helm?  It's time a competent American bitch steps forward and cleans up the mess in Vatican City.  Hillary Clinton would be perfect for the job, but unfortunately she's a Methodist (at least she's not a Lutheran).  Caroline Kennedy?... well, she's as dumb as a box of rocks.

What do Jesus and Patti Smith, poetess extraordinaire, have in common?

"If you see things around you--unjust and unclean, that need change-- don't just sit on your ass, take it to the streets...use your voice..." 

--Patti Smith, Detroit Rock Royalty.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q40GZrxmup0

*This message has been approved by the Virgin of Guadalupe.

**Conflict of interest disclosure:  After years of double secret probation, mother church has excommunicated Babs twice.  If they could, they'd have burned  me at the stake (twice).  Those who fear for their immortal souls may want to tread carefully.