Babs the Bitch: February 2012

Sunday, February 26, 2012

This movie's gonna win big tonight...

..and it deserves it!!

Thursday, February 23, 2012

New life to begin in Miami 4/15/12 ..."and I'm feeling good."

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Translation from Latin: "Remember thy death." Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday...a Holy Day of Obligation...to all my R.C. readers. My sack cloth and hair shirt are pressed and ready to go.

What is Babs giving up for Lent? Sex, Cristal Champagne, and Beluga Russian caviar. Dear readers, please share your Lenten abstentions with me...

Saturday, February 18, 2012

A happy song.

Friday, February 17, 2012

Florida State Fair Day!!

Can hardly wait!! Today's the day. Tilt a whirl, racing pigs, lawnmower races, alligator show...corn dogs, and funnel cakes...here we come!!! Weekend update to follow.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

A vengeful crusade...

Stephen Colbert speaks for the Catholics of America below...

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/408347/february-14-2012/contraception-crusade?xrs=share_copy

Crusades..."it's kind of our thing."

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

What a beautiful poem!!!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Give Lots a Love to Librarians...today and everyday!!!

Happy Valentines Day to all my Valentines...past, present, and future.
XOXO
Babs

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Happy Belated Birthday Chuck Dickens

To: "Babs D. Bitch"
From: "Your Man Down Under"
Re: What the Dickens?
Dear Babs:
Dickens 200th birthday was Tuesday. Maybe I should try him again? I tried Oliver Twist (and something else) when I was way too young for it and came away feeling that all Dickens was depressing.

Reply to: "My Man"
Yea, Dickens is depressing, but so is life my handsome friend.

You will miss out on a lot if you don't give Dickens a twirl. For example, who but Dickens could conjure up the name "Mr. Pecksniff?" to describe a "supercilious nebbish who transmogrifies into the penultimate bloviating popinjay" [testimony of Babs in Hillsborough County Circuit Court, Fang vs. Babs, DR Case #666, 12/06].

How did Babs get so good at wordsmithing?...she bent over and enjoyed both Bleak House and Little Dorritt.

Indeed I came away from the experience (both Dickens and the Divorce) feeling like I needed to go into some kind of rehab or witness protection program, and yes, not everyone possesses the literary chops to tackle Dickens...it separates the wheat from the chaff, the men from the boys, the Danielle Steeles from the Edith Whartons.

My advice to you... take your big Dickens with you next time you head into the bush. And don't forget to pack a post-coital smoke or two-- you'll deserve it when you're done.

You're welcome
xoxo
Babs