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| Old friend, the Feckless Piker, a.k.a. Lord Polo (see above)... |
Of course, all this has to do with a woman, and a Lutheran woman to boot. Lord Polo doesn't leave his office without a Bible, has taken to thumping said book, all the while quoting scripture and verse, in an affected oratorical, sonorous style ala Oral Roberts meets Billy Graham.
I knew it was time to stage an intervention when he showed up for his shift at the Reference Desk sporting Tim Tebow-esque makeup. But his friends are all too lazy to care.
He says his lady friend enjoys "a vigorous spiritual life." I betcha she does ("oh God, oh God"). Lord Polo's gotten so all over this "being saved" crap that people are avoiding him more than usual--even more so than when he has chile for lunch on Wednesdays.
I knew it was time to stage an intervention when he showed up for his shift at the Reference Desk sporting Tim Tebow-esque makeup. But his friends are all too lazy to care.So verily, verily, I say unto you, let's hope this too shall pass, and he'll stop talking about heaven, and boring everybody silly with his godamn holiness. See what happened Lord Polo to those Americans who were passing out Bibles from their yacht in Somalia?
Smote, smite, smitten!!!
The floating Somali missionaries have been martyred in the name of the most Holy Redeemer. Repent before it's too late.---F. Piker
ReplyDeleteBabs, what is this about? I've left my holy compass elsewhere. This does not sound like our lord Polo.
ReplyDeleteWe must stop this immediately! Herr F. Piker was our last hope for sanity. If we must separate him from this wench -- then so be it.
ReplyDeleteThe Lord (in this case Polo) giveth and the Lord taketh away. In this case he's absconded w/the very mojo of Herr F. Piker. Seeith with thine own eyes his comment above. I wonder if there's such a thing as a "reverse exorcism," where we could put the Devil back in him.
ReplyDeleteOh, I saweth. We must return the Devil to it's rightful place. I say we go for it.
ReplyDeleteReally...enough with Tim Tebow already!
ReplyDeleteMadge, I can read your mind, and you are so secretly in love with Tebow, it's painful for you to even gaze up his Greek God like countenance, without nearly fainting dead. Deny it please.
ReplyDeleteOh, Madge, say it isn't so!!!
ReplyDeleteShe canna deny it.
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