Saturday, October 2, 2010

Wow, am I hungover from Banned Books Week...

Between "read outs," "shout outs," and burning my bra and bridges it was a week chock full o' 1st Amendment fun and shenanigans.

I'm kinda bummed because next week affords no well orchestrated opportunity for civil unrest on company time.

How about "Everything I love Causes Cancer Week?"
Day 1:  Lay in the sun Sunday (sponsored by Ban d'Soleil)
Day 2:  Chain smoke Day (sponsored by Virginia Slims)
Day 3:  Tuesday morning pre-breakfast Rave (Popov)
Day 4:  Nail salon and beauty product toxicity Day (sponsored by Ho Chi Minh City Chamber of Commerce)
Day 5:  Get off-line and go on the wine Day (sponsored by Franzia)
Day 6:  Sleep all day, sloth, sex, and fried foods Friday (sponsored by AMA)
Day 7:  How to sell your organs and plasma for fun and profit on e-bay Day (Meg Whitman for Governor)
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5 comments:

  1. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSat Oct 02, 04:11:00 PM 2010

    It's true. Sheez, even if you avoid all of those things, you'll probably still end up with cancer of some kind.

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  2. ThumbelinaSat Oct 02, 04:18:00 PM 2010

    So, dear Claire, why avoid them?

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  3. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSat Oct 02, 06:56:00 PM 2010

    Trying to beat the odds? Plus I find some of them really unpleasant, anyway. Sigh.

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  4. See Madge WorkSun Oct 03, 09:06:00 AM 2010

    Days 1, 2, and 4 spark my fancy.

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  5. Lee Ann Howlett - Audiobook NarratorSun Oct 03, 04:56:00 PM 2010

    I could handle 4 and 6.

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