Rand McNally, not to be confused with Rand Paul, or Rue Paul...

Lil' Sis Jane,  post menopausal yet still buying camoflague pull ups for her kids at Sam's Club, is getting her drink and smoke on and running wild through the Sunshine State this weekend in her rented PT Cruiser, sans husband and kids. 

Jane had to escape the heat and humidity in Michigan...and wtf, where did bitch go?  Florida of course. 

Jane stopped by to get directions to South Beach via Ybor City and I gave her my official map of FL. 

Hey, have fun this weekend Jane.  Good luck, but remember the Bogart Family Motto on our coat of arms "Quantis nilus, bondus haggis probundus"  translation: "Don't call me, bitch, I ain't bailing yo' sorry ass out of jail."