In fact, Fang and I got separated from our tour on the cobbled streets of Stockholm, and proceeded to tuck ourselves into a charming medieval pub for the afternoon. When we finally tottered back to the bus, we were almost tarred and feathered by our fellow tourists, shunned for sure, but I digress..
Baby B, just to clarify the situation, there is no such place as "SCANDINOVIA."
Back to today's topic. From the Saab, to meatballs, to Ikea I adore the quality product the folk of this socialist country produce. Regular readers of this blog will know of my undying devotion to the undead Eric Northman. Here's a sampling of his fine fellow countrymen
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| Swedish Hockey Team |
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| H.R.H. Prince Carl Philip |
Today we are here to sing the praises of Cold Hard Bitch (and I don't say that in a bad way), Elin Nordegren, who took care o' bidness in an efficient Swedish, non Tammy Wynette, Hillary Clinton "stand by your man" sort of way. Elin didn't let love cloud her judgement, as I'm sure she really loved that cad Tiger, she just divorced the mofo straight up and is now a really cute, well to do single mum, living in a condo in Orlando, working on her psychology degree at Stetson University online.
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| Eldrick you really fucked up. |
Props, godspeed, and best of luck to you Elin. The staff here at "The Bitch" dedicate the following song to you:
Thanks for the clarification on Scandinovia. Elin's my hero.
ReplyDeleteBaby B, you could be Elin's body double. Just need to ratchet up the blonde one notch, and send girlfiend your portfolio.
ReplyDeleteMore about Prince Carl Philip and other Nordic hotties.
ReplyDeleteBabs, again I query: what's with the arm corsets worthy of Scarlet in her mourning period in GWTW?
To anonymous: ain't they purty?
ReplyDeleteMr. Wilkes adores them.
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