Monday, April 26, 2010

Weenie Autos

“The thing is, it's really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs - if yours are really good ones and theirs aren't….. It's one of the reasons why I roomed with a stupid bastard like Stradlater. At least his suitcases were as good as mine."
The Catcher in the Rye
Holden Caulfield in Chapter 15












“The thing is, it’s really hard to share the road with people if your car is much better than theirs -if you have a turbo charged fuel injected engine with 240 horsepower that sounds like a jet, with responsive handling and tight cornering, while theirs is merely a 'souped' up retarded "green" golf cart, that can’t get it up to make it through the intersection.

It's one of the many reasons I flipped off the soccer mom pulling into the Lutheran school parking lot, talking on her cell phone, going 5 miles under the speed limit, with a 'Family First' bumper sticker on the back of her lame ass Toyota Scion.”
--Babs
4.26.10


3 comments:

  1. Very eccentric this trash bag!!! Maybe there is some toilet roll like that too!
    Big kisses...

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  2. Babs, you come from a family with pathetic rides. Do not forget the fleet of Cutlas Calais, chevettes, Impala station wagon with pie and vomit in the 3rd row, and a host of other hoopties. "That which does not kill you makes you stronger . . . "

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  3. You failed to metion the gold Ford "Vomet," which required a child in the backseat, in order to hold the driver's seat in an upright position to enable the Patriarch to sit in an upright position without falling. Good thing he had a large number of elective children. Usually someone was available for this duty.

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