In the Throes of Hose

Gals...or guys...

Need a way to add fun and flair to what you wear?

Want to add flash and dash with a wee bit o'cash?

Got to dress with taste? Work in a cold place?

Do you walk far from your car and have a sick scar?

Did the bare leg fad make you sad and not glad? 

Get out out of your rut-- you may look like a slut.

Get some free glee, and wear em up o'er your knee. 

                            

As girls 'twas a shame, the nuns made us dress the same. 

'Tis a tale of woe, a lot of us do know. 
It sho nuff did blow, but it ain't gwon a slow a ho who got show.                

If you seek a plan that will get you a man...

 You be on yo back...

Can't crawl out of the rack

Give your peeps a big smile

with your legs and your style.  

Oh yea, you got game, your style it ain't tame.  Make yo bad self a name-- o. k. this is lame.

Pick socks that rock!!!  Give a shock to your flock.

Give those boys a treat, on your sweet neat feet.