Happy Sunday from Miami!!

Babs successfully relocated.

"...Miami seemed not a city at all but a tale, a romance of the tropics, a kind of waking dream in which any possibility could and would be accomodated." p.33
---Miami  by Joan Didion

First dead people were logging onto my Facebook page...

Then the "big guy" called and I let it go to voicemail.  Are you people just yanking my April Fool's chain or am I going mad?

Open Mail (not Douche) Bag Sunday

 

To:  Babs

From:  the Spanish Fly

Dear Babs:
If you laugh really hard every day will you get a six pack?  My friend said you can but I don't believe her...

Dear Fly:
I know it to be true, if you laugh AND drink a six pack WHILE you are working out for a HALF HOUR everyday, then stick your finger down your throat...you will have a six pack in no time...  This is my patent pending "Babs 'Lazy Bitch'" diet plan.  Get totally wasted and totally ripped at the same time.  EASY/PEASY!