Weddings American style...

Yea, the Royal Wedding was groovy, all the little pages, and pomp and circumcision, oops I mean circumstance.

And wow, the guys at work made huge deposits of Pippa in their royal spank banks of England.

The following movie, ala the Hangover, shows the world how we Americans do it.

Motivational Deficiency Disorder - Happy 4/20

Have you have ever felt lazy, slovenly or just like "the man is out to get you?"  You may have Motivational Deficiency Disorder (MDD). I know I do.  One in five people suffer from this disorder and many don’t know they have it. This scientifically validated new test (p=0.3) will only take 30 seconds, and it could save your life.*

1. Have you ever felt lazy or apathetic? Yes/No

2. Do you have a family history of laziness? Yes/No

3. Do you ever feel tired on a Monday morning? Yes/No

4. Have you ever considered hiring someone to clean the gutters? Yes/No

5. Are you breathing? Yes/No
*Argos L, et. al., Journal of Motivational Medicine, 2011 April 1;4:78-92

If you answered YES to just one question – you should see your doctor today!  Watch the video below, and know you're not alone...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoppJOtRLe4&feature=player_embedded

Life of Christ in Cats Commemorative Plate

In honor of Holy Week 2011.  Once again, I have successfully maintained my Lenten observences, and abstained from Crystal Champagne, Caviar, and sex in the name of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. 

 

(Viz Comic February 2011 #202)

Federal Furlough in Florida...Fab, Fantastic, Fun!!!

This is a message to all my fellow civil servants of the better-paid,  Federal variety....folks I know you're girding your loins for the upcoming furlough...


I extend to you the warm hand of southern hospitality.  Come on Down!!!

Bring your greenbacks, and carpetbags, credit cards, and pasty sun-starved Vitamin D deprived badsefs.

FURLOUGH IN FLORIDA!!

We got it all for ya here in the Greater Tampa Bay Area...

The Weeki Wachee Mermaid Show

Fun-Lan Drive In Movie Theatre, Flea Market and Swap Shop



A plethora of clean, available rentals.

A "short sale" available for weekly rental. 



Alligator Wrasslin'
Photo courtesy of my late Mum's estate.  That's my Dad. 

Numerous cultural venues

Vaule added.... rogue mystery monkey on the loose.

And folks I haven't even mentioned the "Girls Gone Wild" scene on Clearwater Beach.  Best vacation value for the back pay you ain't nevah gonna receive.
xoxo
Babs

Who loves Rock N' Roll better than America?

NO ONE...cuz we INVENTED IT!!  I don't want less freedom, I want more...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCFj4UpUhRU

See sidebar "Rock Songs I never get sick of."  Please share comments on rock songs you never get sick of.  
xoxo
--Babs