Monkey Paw

We have the coolest Governor (the silver fox in orange).  Damn, his hot wife is with him again.  If you look closely, he's holding her hand very limply.  I think that marriage is in trouble.   

When all else fails you must laugh at this incredibly pathetic situation.  Let Colbert put things in perspective for you, and have a chuckle my dear ones...

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/313508/june-24-2010/put-the-cursed-monkey-paw-down

Plumage

Babs is going to wear this black plume until the oil spill is capped.

Summer's Cancelled

Then: 

Now:   http://blogs.tampabay.com/photo/2010/06/gulf-oil-disaster-pensacola-beach.html

Then:  Anna Maria Island 11/09/09

Now:  Louisianna Beach 6/10/10

I had to get an x ray today...

...and this is what they saw. 

I said Doc-tor, Mr. M.D.
"What does it mean to die of a broken heart?"

"Its means you feel so sad its to hard to do any thing.  But don't worry you'll get over it. And stop hooking up with Mr. Wrong."

Happy Father's Day

Below.  Dirk and Viv Bogart then:

                                                                          Above.  Dirk and Viv Bogart now. 

                                                                   Together forever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swHHoC1XYk8&feature=related

Alaska Sucks...

Kent has been found and he took lots of purty pictures.  

Opie and Anthony sum up all of Babs' secret and not so secret feelings on the Last Frontier in the cut below(warning strap on your Attends Undergarment this is so hilarious).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C8wMFy3VY4

Babs' got street cred on this diss, as she visited AK 2 years ago, and was totally disturbed by moose on the menu, an abundance of knotty pine, not to mention it's always COLDER than a witches t...

Alexander Supertramp

My dear brother-in-law, Kent, http://www.blog.kentmiller.com/ has gone all missing somewhere in Alaska. 

Jane, please call the park rangers.  Alaska ain't no walk on a miniature golf course.  It's an unforgiving place, filled with cold hearted beasts, and wicked animals, too. 

You need to pack heat to take out the garbage in Alaska.  Please refer to the classic documentary Grizzly Man   http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/.

I am tired of this mutha f****** oil!

Send in the following triumverate of bad ass American "can do's" to take care of this mutha f****** mess in the Gulf.  Louisianna and Alabama, who have sold their souls to the oil companies, are one thing-- but the freaking mess is heading toward Florida, who has heretofore just said NO to offshore drilling  http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/13/us/13florida.html?ref=todayspaper .  Decision time "by committee" is OVER.  Take care of it boys:

Sgt. James from the "Hurt Locker."

Samuel L. Jackson ala "Snakes on a Plane." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLaX8UvVUQw

 

above:  Tim Howard American goalie extraordinare:

Oh Cat where are yee?

• Cat Stevens.  One of the coolest rock monikers of all time.  "Wild World" .. a song for the soundtrack of many a steamed up makeout and, break up sessions Babs was party to in her halycon days of the 70's.  How did this joyous, gorgeous man puffing on spleef... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP0r0JvgvHU&feature=related

• ...Morph into this dour,dreach old Muslim fundamentalist, Yusaf?  Cat, er. Yusaf you still have more than a  shred of mojo, and with help from Brad Pitt's stylist you could be resurrected (like Jesus, ha ha) into the hot guy you once were.   Whatever you do stay away from Paul McCartney's stylist.  First step, ditch your religious affiliation Cat, it's retrograde.  You ain't gettin' much play in your present rig.    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKGBaAfsRts&feature=related

          Song still kicks ass.

• Iconic ballad revisited quite successfully by a quintessential hair band of the eighties--Mr. Big. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5DMiz6H2no

Wee ferrets, which version do you like the best?   

“There is a time for departure even when there's no certain place to go." --Tennesse Williams

courtesy of:  http://grafischeslabor.blogspot.com/

Colbert kicks Hayward's ass

http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/311927/june-07-2010/oil-s-well-that-never-ends

Anyone got a good caption for the picture of this douchebag?

WTF?   Babs thinks Tony's having an olfactory flash back to his good ole British Public School days-- "sodomy and the lash."   

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From Sea to Shining Sea

From Alaska to Florida, we stand in solidarity in sending out the following bitch slap to British (fucking) Petroleum. 

Swivel Tony Hayward